Bio

Desi’s origins are unknown. Most scholars postulate that one day, an Atlantic mermaid was feeling particularly down, so she cried tears of molten lava and formed an underwater firecracker, which over a period of 47 years congealed into the shape of a bubbling, beautiful, baby girl. Historians cannot confirm this at this time. Regardless, Desiree surfaced next as a freshman at Princeton University, where she joined the Roaring 20. When not busy dressing herself in shrouds of mystery or performing for drooling audiences, Desiree enjoys communing with Calypso and weaving dreams for innocent sleepers in the adjacent rooms in Forbes College.